The big text topic this morning was nudity! Have you ever been caught in the nip or been in an embarrasing situation where someone else was? We got some very funny stories in – and some rather exciting ones too! Check this one, which was sounding like something out of a movie until Mary got it confused with a text for the Daily Dilemma which was about fancying your cousin… SHOWER.
Here’s one from the net today. Excerpts from famous people’s school reports have been released. My favourites are “certain failure” John Lennon and bottom of the English class Stephen Fry! And it seems Carol Vorderman was always a Maths whizz.
1: “Very talkative. Unfortunately what he has to say is not always relevant.” – Harry Enfield (aged 6½)
2: “Certainly on the road to failure… hopeless… rather a clown in class… wasting other pupils’ time.” – John Lennon
2: “ENGLISH: Bottom, rightly.” – Stephen Fry
3: “…has achieved some excellent results in these examinations and it is a sign of her commitment to do well. It is not easy to juggle her academic studies with a successful career.” – Charlotte Church
4: “An excellent result in every way. [Carol] has a masterly hold over mathematical computation which should prove profitable later on.” – Carol Vorderman, aged 8.
5: “He has improved this term, and has made valuable contributions. His stubbornness is in his nature, and could be an asset when directed to sound ends. But his flying off the handle will only mar his efforts, and he must learn tact while not losing his outspokenness.” – Jeremy Paxman
6: “Is a constant trouble to everybody and is always in some scrape or other. He cannot be trusted to behave himself anywhere.” Sir Winston Churchill
7: “She must try to be less emotional in her dealings with others.” – Princess Diana
Back tomorrow for Wednesday’s Beat Breakfast at 6.50!